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She’s leaving for college so I made her a gift basket with all the essentials. You know- Ramen, a 12 pack of PBR, some leftover Plan B pills and a laminated business card for a good lawyer. Damn I’m a good big sister.
ok, his religious views on facebook are madonna lyrics. we no longer have to wonder about his sexuality.
where does the pee come out of this thing
Does he know anything about your personal life besides what you look like without clothes on?
I loved your drunken rendition of "I wanna dance with somebody" that you left on my voicemail last night.
Haha I will however wear glass and and draw a lightning bolt scar if you want to have sex that way, and that can be the only time you can call me Harry.
Blackout me just wants to pee on sober me's dreams. Literally.
Thank you. Next to bondage, soft American Apparel t-shirts are the best things you've taught me about.
I'm tired of being known as the Great Giver Goddess of the Almighty Pity Bone.
Well. Now I feel like I put pants on for nothing.
just like fucking own it. stare that cop in the eye and just keep masturbating "yeah motherfucker Im high as shit and this feels great"
I told my mom that I was just gonna go check the mail. It's been 19 hours, and I woke up in a hot tub covered in chocolate, with a text from her sayin "have fun sweetie"
Nothing says I'm doing some sketchy shit like coming out of your bedroom with your underwear inside out
Come on baby if you haven't had a Charleston chew eatin out of your ass you just ain't livin right.
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