I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
Just used my last prints at the library for brackets instead of final reviews. Hello March.
You told me you were allowed to keep eating butter because it had just passed midnight and you were on the next day's daily fat servings
literally. a puddle of blood. on the floor. still searching for the source
By round 4 of the Dead End shots, I thought my jaw was dislocated ... Best invention EVER.
There was a note in my hello kitty underwear telling me "don't go over 9000"
Typical Sunday afternoon purchase of condoms and a helium tank.
I seriously think my heart may fail. And I didn't even grab a toilet beer :(
Only I could run tino my father in law while looking at condoms at Rite Aid. At 730 on a Thursday morning. I'm in trouble.
Hey, who is this? Sorry, you're in my phone as "you better remember".
I think that thing where I have 2 boyfriends is happening again
Hi, my name is Ashslay and I'll be your designated shitshow.
I knew full well that at some point during the night my penis would be out with this costume choice
he was wearing a widestriped red gingham suit jacket with complete sincerity im not surprised she beat the shit out of him
he high fived his dick after we had sex
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