Homegirl just dropped a candle on the floor major party foul. Thought it make you feel better.
You started laughing mid-cry and when I asked you said, "my tears taste like vodka."
The port-a-pottys are knocked over so I have nowhere to sleep.
just did a beer bong in the shower while i was taking an actual shower its officially football time
I woke up in the closet and then I found my shirt in a bag of Doritos... how does that work out?
I dont care if your mom convinced you it should be an abstinent christmas. I did horribly on finals and i'm out of booze, so you will get over her and FUCK. ME. NOW.
Are you high right now?
is that a question or a drake reference?
My goal is to go an entire semester without cocaine. That's an adult goal right?
We got to his house at 7am and two random guys were on the couch shot gunning beers saying we were late for the party
I decided to let him keep the rest of my good weed as an "I'm sorry for being a drunk ass ho" consolation prize.
Literally just saw a 7 year old intently rub his penis on the metro. I'm not ready for this
lol hangovers are for mortals.
You do it and I'll burn these mermaid pants so help me God.
OMG OMG OMG I just throwed up in his pillow case when he wentto start the sho wer, time to grab my bra and bounce!!!
Wow.
Would you say that skipping class and sitting alone in my room singing One Direction to myself and sobbing is an acceptable way to deal with the break-up
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