I don't understand why some guys want to have a huge conversation while standing at the urinal with cock in hand...
i wish i could "like" people's thoughts in real life like i can on facebook
you can....by speaking....
i'm pretty sure god just pointed at me and laughed
She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
You weren't a difficult drunk to take care of. I just had to stop you from plunging the toilet once or twice.
I decided to buy a keg of Miller Lite instead of paying the electric bill. Just thought I'd give you a heads up...
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
You peed up the stairs in front of everyone then blamed it on the dog
Do you deliver to the black dark pit where I am? I think it's called.... The toilet? Right next to hell...
Let me be the vehicle for you to live out your slutty half-gay dreams.
holy shit the woman im hooking up with is closer to my moms age than my own
she made me cum so hard I dislocated my jaw. I'm keeping her
He sent me a picture of Reese's peanut butter cups next to his dick. Of course I went over.
So I told him "To answer your question yes I am naked making pizza pops in your kitchen"
True fear is being unable to remember where you hid your weed and vibrator in your parent's house.
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