how about we just leave your boyfriend out of this
At Coney Island the sign for the rollercoaster The Cyclone says, "Make sure your glasses and weave are secure."
My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
this kid just offered me adderall in exchange for my meal points. college at its finest
Smoking bowl and applying to community college. I now know how I got here.
I woke up with a solved rubics cube in my purse
its time for step 4 of getting over him: post his number on the transvestite page on craigs list asking for pics
You're probably reading this when you wake up from your "nap" in the front yard. Maybe next week you should go to class, and not start Thirsty Thursday at 9:30 in the morning.
the last call horn was blaring when I tried peeling you off the bathroom floor than you uttered "Ill take the toothless one.'
Girl, he can't tell you not to take a bump just because you work tomorrow. You're on a wedding diet, remember?
The teenager outdrank all of us. All. Of. Us. I woke up and she was getting everyone water and fruit snacks. I give up.
I'm actually really happy I can say that my first body shot was out of a gay strippers massively ripped chest
So was this before or after he cried about trump?
After
I'm eating cookie dough with a tongue depressor for lunch.
To celebrate the holidays this evening, I will be replying “FUCK YOU” to all my spam emails. Can’t tell you how excited I am
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