I woke up this morning with I hate myself feeling
she had condoms in her med. cabinet - magnums -I don't think I'm tall enough for this ride
All I know is I woke up next to her beside the toilet
I have no recollection of sleep choking you
I love you. I'm too high for this. Find a way. Make it happen. Live strong.
Lets go see if some hobos will give us a prostate massage for a 40 ounce.
Just made nicotine water. Ithink i'm having a heart attack.
They're basically the Kennedys. This is the family I fucked in to. I'm so proud of my vagina as much as it feels shitty for my heart.
No like you've drunkenly persistently tried to take your shirt off in the middle of a park filled with children. You had already thrown your bra at my crotch.
Never thought going to McDonald's alone at 3 AM would end with a blowjob outside some random girl's apartment...
I like to oil my gears with cheap vodka and strangers
He wants to buy me a wedding ring and pretend to be married to someone else when we fuck. It actually makes me wet thinking about it.
I told him I wanted to fuck him and he hasn't texted me back in 4 days...am I missing something
Is a coke binge Whole30 approved?
I'm really stressed out right now.
I think you're confusing "stressed" and "sober".
Randomize
