dude i totally did the walk last night came out of her room to see her dad sitting there straight lookin at me...wtf
I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
Tonight must have been good, I have already had two cups of coffee but still couldn't figure out how to operate a door.
I don't know how God could bestow someone that emotionally confused with such an awesome penis.
I just watched a blind kid buy from one of the vending machines on campus...guess there's nothing like a good surprise?
I passed out on my porch last night. I'm still making it to class. This is what growing up means.
Dubbing lion king over planet earth. That stoned.
I asked if he wanted to come over and he said he was busy. Then I sent him a pic of me in the bath with the bottle of wine I already finished and all of a sudden he was free. Booty calls are too easy.
He came home all fucked up crying slammed his bedroom door and all we could hear for about three hours was THIS ISN'T GONA RUIN MYLIFe what happend
I told him I got this chick pregnant and he has to get a new wingman
I found your wallet in my underwear drawer......... Don't worry I don't plan on asking any questions
My parents are takin me for chinese food for my 4/20 present.
I fucking hate you.
My phone broke again .... im not really sure how im going 2 explain the teeth marks to the ppl at the Verizon store
Finally liberated my Star Trek DVD from my booty call's house. Captain Kirk would be so proud.
i also remember watching someone vomit off a balcony which was kind of grim
he's not even weird he's been offering me different drinks all night
oh i remember now hes the guy that liked when i peed on him
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