i have a feeling he has a nice dick. i can just sense it.
Then my mouth guard fell out of the hole, so that's how the dog poop got in my mouth.
just found my calculator watch from 6th grade. the hipster transformation is complete
even iPhones love lady gaga. everytime I type haha it trys to correct it to gaga. this is bullshit...
You know whats sad? As I walk past the campus daycare i cant help think, look at those drunk mistakes
guy at the corner shop gets out a bottle of tequilla and a pack of malboro light whenever he sees me through the door. makes me feel loved and cared for
I need to stop taking drags of other peoples cigarettes, it's such a tease. Like playing just the tip, you just can't
Just croosed over that too drunk for chemistry class line
And next time please put a text between discussing my orgasms and discussing your son - that was weird.
Its 6:30 and I'm shotguning a busch ice while taking a shit. Outlook for work today: interesting
I don't think you should be sorry for such memorable sex that I yell your name when you aren't around.
I really have to stop having sex with people I sell drugs to...it feels unprofessional
It's not a funeral, it's a celebration of life. Going commando AND braless is really just honoring him!
You tried to use him as a battering ram. I'm 99% certain that's why he left.
How's the party?
I'm watching two people get flogged. Sothere's that.
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