yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
he told me it was because of the roids, but i couldn't tell if he meant ster or hem.
After I just paid $211 for my hair to be dyed and cut this guy at the bar said "I know you died your hair with koolaid, but I'd still fuck the shit out of you"
He's got a southern drawl and a lisp. I'm getting mindfucked right now.
Just signed my boyfriend up on a dating website so I could officially have a reason to leave him for my hot neighbor.
Please tell me why there is some girl tied to our toilet?
So I realized I was officially over him when I was getting a lap dance on the keg bus at 3am from his old boss and I was double fisting:)
On a scale of your daily life to smuggling crack into the DR, how illegal is it?
How drunk do you guys plan on getting?
We wrote our addresses on our arms for the cab driver, what do you think?
Should I put the money for my dealer in a Christmas card? You know, make it more frstive?
And one groomsman rode a suitcase cart like a skateboard until he crashed and took out a piece of sheet rock. Later he pulled out his nuts.
There's nothing like when u really click with a stripper
This fucking storm better not ruin my sex plans this weekend
My EX’s roommate heard about the breakup and offered to help me bang it out. I think she hates her even more than I do.
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