I finally had sex with him last night, but we used a condom so it doesn't add to my number of sexual partners.
I never had a problem I couldn't slut my way out of.
Was just explained ingredients in a four loko. Puzzles of the universe starting to piece together.
Her bed is on wheels, so we woke up in the kitchen.
Drinking gin at a party, riding a giant inflatable walrus all around the living room.
He ate me out while I was wearing a tiara.... I think I could get used to this
In conversation she brought up that she slept with Tucker Max on the UF football field
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
Is "sorry I booted you out mid-fuck last night" a good icebreaker?
being single and having a boyfriend 300 miles away is eerily similar. never skipped a beat eating hot wings in my bed with no pants or masturbating every day.
I appreciate having someone to objectively critique my dick pics.
Safe to say we should stock up on nipple bandaids ladies
Someone left a middle school yearbook here. I recognized one kid from banging his mom last year.
I just found weed in my bra #magicboobs2k16
Fucker was flying a Bruins flag. He can pick up the dog's poop himself.
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