my professor just told me i smelt like a brewery infront of my whole class b4 my final presentation
i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
she's like "i'm so proud of u" ... and then i threw up on myself
No more parties with babies... I can't do that again.
I'm ready for my liver to be the last casualty of 2009
dude thats like the second time shes peed on the couch at a party. we cant invite her anymore
seriously though jaeger and i are fucking done professionally
This text is addressed to sober me: getting drunk by yourself may have seemed like a Good idea at first bit it can tell you that it wasn't ad fun as you thought it would be
Ps your lap top bag is FULL of empty beets
well I think it'll pretty much be gone by Saturday. On a scale of 1- Snooki's unborn child how much do periods freak you out?
I feel like I should have backed off when "I love you" came out on the third date. Now I'm in her bed wondering which door my shrine is behind. Fuck.
you licked my face then when I finally got you to the bathroom, mid puke you said you liked the taste of my foundation.....you weren't drunk at all....
Don't tell me I can do whatever makes me happy while also saying I have to put on pants.
If walking through the neighborhood with a bottle of tequila and margarita mix is postgrad life, I'm okay with it
He said we had an hour long conversation about how awesome I was.
Omg there's puke under my pillow. Clearly I puked and tried to hide it. From myself. \n
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