Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
And her vagina tasted EXACTLY like a slim jim
Just because it's been in my vagina doesn't mean it's important to me
I need a hobby that doesnt involve alcohol and my tv
We had sex in front of Notre Dame Cathedral, but I lost my wallet. God giveth and God taketh away.
Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
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At least she'll always have a story about the time she showed up to the emergency room drunk and covered in chocolate syrup on her birthday.
You didn't even properly utilize my pigtails.
your ability to divide cases of beer among any given group of people equally was missed.
She said I had a really great aura. Which I think is hippie code for "I bet you can give me a mind melting orgasm"
Life lesson: if a hot naked girl tells you to spit on something, you spit on it. No questions.
I'm pretty sure the cop knew you were drunk when you tried to light your cigg with a chapstick.
I think I gotta smoke less weed, I'm getting to lazy to fuck my girlfriend
THE SUN DOESNT SET TIL 647 YAAAAASSSSSSSSSS. Goodbye seasonal depression hello regular depression
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