Alex, there's no such thing as a fancy sex store.
its officail im naming my first born child brickbreaker
Sorry I didn't text you for coffee this morning...bad life decision Saturday sorta rolled into Monday...
Is 9am too early to be eating a mozzarella stick I found in my purse? Yeah didnt think so. The fact that it tastes like vomit is concerning but not importanta.
No. I'm drinking straight up vodka right now. With a pineapple in it.
That'll put some boobs in that bra.
Rumble strips road head = magical
I'm petty sure you said "hold on let me make my nipples hard, they look better"
the straight edge chick smoked with me, because according to her my bowl is pretty
His last name was woodcox? That just screams I've got a great penis
Soooo we should kick it sometime when it's like light outside. Drink outta cups.. Be bitches. 7, 6, 3, 5.. 4, 2, 1... Sschhkiddaellladiieessscchk
You just get me
I'm the wind beneath your wings, bitch
logically I know i should probably study somewhere outside my dorm room, but if I do that then I cant drink and smoke half as much while i study
Remember when we used to smoke out of an apple at the playground? Those were some precious moments
I had sex in the tube at that same playground once. That park is full of memories.
I've also stopped shaving, like, everything. I can't tell if I'm empowered or sad
Someone explain to me why I woke up to find a stolen shopping cart in my room...
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