Drunken candy land NOW. Dont fight the urge... you want to.
can you please tell me why I'm bleeding so heavily from my ass and all my makeup is gone?
I wish you had a penis so you could experience peeing out the window in front of a crowd of people leaving parties.
I just ate a cashew that looked EXACTLY like your dick.
i jus dunped the rest of my drink down the sink and tool my bra off. pretty sure this is the best decision for everybody.
I NEED TO NOT REMEMBER THIS IN THE MORNING. He is our TEACHER.
my goal is to masturbate without thinking about my exbf.
On a lighter note, the guy I gave a lap dance to then fell asleep on his crotch just facebook friend requested me..
So the stripper who poured a beer on my head also gives great head. Even she doesn't know why she went home with me. No more mystery shot challenges.
This is not 2004 anymore. It's not acceptable to get fingered while watching 'Ferngully' in a basement full of your friends.
How do we have all these hot friends who we never do body shots off of
Keywords: shitstorm, police, jail.
If you can't drink with the big boys, give up your beer and go back to the playpen
I want to have sex in my car again before I put the car seat back in
He told me that when he bends me over that chair I remind him of a bull rider. So thanks for being the ex that helps my present sex life
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