His internet history had "Disney Porn" on it.
She was giving me great head...... until I asked her how much this was going to cost.... she left abruptly
We're not too concerned with getting her out of jail. We're on a mission for donuts.
Cool, so I just walked in on my grandfather checking his prostate in the kitchen.
The trip involved octopus tentacles coming from the little holes in my TV's speakers. The beauty of the nonexistant symbolism had me in tears.
In between when I last wrote and now have screwed a Swiss guy on a hostel bathroom floor. Okay, real life?
Reached a new low. Drinking Wine from my thermos while on the stair master.
Just to warn you I probably wont be able to do anything that involves standing up
I went with plan f. get drunk and start a fire in my yard
you never know what sharing a kayak could lead to
It's true
he keeps various drugs in his kitchen cupboard like groceries. that is my new life goal as an adult.
I think I just figured out how to make weed tea in the coffeemaker.
Is offering to blow your HR rep considered an ethics violation?
I woke up with your bra on, and some guys boxers. I'm in a random truck, in the middle of nowhere...
He's a college graduate, has an excellent job, and respects his family. To say nothing of his 8.5 inch cock. His narcolepsy not withstanding...I'm marrying this motherfucker.
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