I got so drunk I pissed the bed last night. He still likes me. He's a keeper
He is a keeper. You on the other hand are not.
we sang an acapella version of barbara ann to his voicemail...i'm not drinking again until tuesday.
If someone cant be won over with guacomole and tequila they are not worth your time.
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
Having skype sex with him in the lounge at 1:45am...THIS IS WHAT HE DOES TO ME
I'm considering having a threesome with my friend just so I can sleep with his boyfriend and not feel guilty about it.
I moved out... There's nothing left but his childhood trophies...
You should make him a new one, you know like "you suck at relationships but thanks for trying participation award"
I mean I'm screaming I love the gays in the middle of Bart so yeah
she pointed to my dick and said you are going to save the world
But he's super into Jesus and I'm the devil. So we weren't meant to be
I vomited out my contact lenses last night
Did anyone see us fucking last night on the giant turtle outside downtown Disney?
you were screaming "I don't need a shirt!" repeatedly while in the process of taking it off and flashing the bouncer. we got kicked out. thanks a lot.
How much have you had to drink?
Qhaghao Oslo?
That seems like quite a lot.
Blacking out in the security line at the airport is not nearly as fun as blacking out in the lunch line at the dining hall.
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