i don't know what kind of porn he watches.. but that is NOT how you do it...
this is amzing! feels like my body is having sex with its surroundings!
dude, i have to cancel tonight, my neighbor just bought a goat
I woke up at 3am naked and stroking a watermelon.
Her bed is on wheels, so we woke up in the kitchen.
Just had to masturbate in the bathroom because mom changed my room into a "knitting" room. I hate coming home.
He slapped my ass and his clap-on light turned on.
i’m just listening to christina aguilera’s “your body” on repeat and trying not to pass out at my desk.
I told the American that we should start banging in Canada incase I get hurt and have to go to the hospital.. is that rude to say?
he probably thinks i inited him over to have sex but really i just want to show him 90's music videos
There aren't enough words in the English language to fully describe how worried I am for your dick. And the rest of you, I suppose.
And speaking of good acting I may have a sex tape now
oh i see... well this is a positive first step in you courting him for sex.
Fun fact: You might be drunk if your vision is so blurry that you almost ask "do you know where my glasses are?" while you're wearing them.
Yeah. Of all the things to be cock blocked by a plague is the most unexpected.
Randomize
