Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
She said she had a thing for dinosaurs. Come get me now
Last night I got a napkin with 4 names & numbers: Katie, Ellen, Kylie...and Brandon.
he said he got tested two months ago... he goes with his whole family.
We just licked a sour creme and onion chip for salt for a tequila shot. Our vacation has officially begun.
If I had a penis, I would stick it EVERYWHERE. I don't know what these guys are doing.
Well, I looked over and you and him were each making out with a fireman. And then you switched. And you probably spent an hour like that.
It's just good to know that when I drink like a twenty year old I still act like one.
There was an unopened condom by my car when I went to pick it up this morning. Someone may have fucked on the hood of my car last night. Don't think it was me but I can't rule it out 100%.
Know your penis has been the topic of conversation over glasses of wine.
Lets just put it this way. Im meeting his nana after a mind blowing orgasm.
would you like to venture to the magical clitoris forest?
You guys are like the reason that ketamine is a controlled substance.
They're the one who can profit the most when given the opportunity for blackmail.
At least that's how I've always seen it whenever I've been the Designated Driver.
That simultaneously explains everything and makes me very very terrified of you.
Its that time in the evening when I've had a few cocktails and wish you'd make a video about the packers and Jack Daniels.
Randomize
