The night began with "let go home early so we can study for my 9am final" and ended with "show me your boobs for a free pack of gum".My breasts are worth 14 sticks for a dollar.
coke and sex party at dan's
im watching greys anatomy with megan...
wha-pishhh
winter break is gonna be like a weird mixture of rehab fat camp and holiday cheer.
he said I was the best sex he's ever had, handed me a burger king crown and told me to take my walk of shame with pride
Fire inspection over. Blunts are OK
Some kid just walked into class with his schedlue written on a keystone box.
I think I ruined Robin and Mikes anniversary. I walked in on them fucking, accidentally broke the necklace he gave her, and I stole the keg from their party. Not in that order
Did you really end last night's sexting with "Stay thirsty my friend"?
They just came out of my bathroom and asked if I could spare them a condom. See. Its a good thing I have some.
We don't have a lot of plans besides weed and cake
I should probably just look up vagina pictures in the anatomy textbook. That always cheers me up.
Dude, you like sabotaged my shower time by walking in and eating a snack pack on the toilet. That's messed up on levels that haven't even been created.
I just compared his sexting to a plate of spaghetti. And he STILL wants to sleep with me.
just hooked up with a guy ON MY CAMPUS VISIT. god only knows whats gonna happen when im actually a student
He loves blowjobs.. were meant for each other.
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