Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
i looked up his schedule, waited outside his classroom, and handed him the receipt for plan b
You stuck your head out the window to puke and got hit with a mailbox.
What I dont get, is for a man with a penis his size, to choose to go back with another girl instead of one that he says is the best sex he's ever had. He cant afford to be picky.
it wasn't the penis i had been hoping for.....but i took it regardless.
It's official. I am the proud owner of his very own sex tape. Amateur awesome porn or awful delete-me-now porn? Come over help me decide.
It was a new level of awkwardness and terror. The high schoolers you fuck in the summer should never introduce themselves to your mom and godmother
just 'accidentally' changed my relationship status to 'in an open relationship' just to see what offers I might get if I were to dump him. it's not looking good
I just celebrated my ex boyfriends birthday by having more sex than he will today.
I've reached the point to where my pre-gaming needs to be limited to pre-inning-ing
This is the weirdest negotiation ever.
This is what happens when two people with zero shame try to argue.
Just proved I could salsa dance in a bar where no one was dancing
Sidenote...no idea how to salsa
Well since its impossible for me to swallow a pill this big I'm making wine slushies out of them
the reason i can drink whatever i want and you have a limit is because whiskey will never make my pussy not work
And he's a cuddle champ. I know because I slept over because I don't know what boundaries are.
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