woke up and her hair clip was clamped around my shaft
He played with my vagina like it was a turntable
Bookstore boy and I went out, he came back here and I tried to fool around and he respects me too much blah blah I'm a predator.
We sold so many girl scout cookies when we were little. What went wrong?
No, not at all. Pulling a condom out of your vag at 2pm is NOTHING like finding $10 in your winter coat. Stop trying to make me feel better.
There were gay boys and a jukebox. It was like god wanted me to.
I'm stoned at 1030am, watching Maury with my exboyfriend. I need to make better choices with my life.
He came over hammered at four in the morning with roses trying to get me back when my new fling opened the door he just stood there crying for 40mins even after we closed the door
It's a never ending cycle of men I've fucked knowing other men I've fucked. I need a new town.
She had YOLO tattooed on her ass. Like, one cheek said YO, the other said LO. Even I can't handle that level of hot mess.
new costume idea. paint swatches and a ball gag... I'll be 50 shades of grey.
I shaved my pussy for you. If you complain about a single hair that I missed again, you will be greeted by a bush the next time you go down on me and i will MAKE YOU KEEP GOING
DUDE I FINGERED JOE'S MOM, PLS DONT TELL HIM, MORE LATER
Don’t judge me
Some of us don’t have access to dick on a constant basis
Fursuit judi Dench just stared directly at me for 3 solid minutes telling me that cats arent dogs and i believe her because if i dont cat jason derulo might try to have sex with me
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