I was just walking through Burbank and saw a hobo using solar panels on his shopping cart. We must be in trouble if the hobos are researching alternative sources of fuel...
ok what kind of idiot turns down casual afternoon sex?
um. i met him on myspace...we text now, he lives down the street
So baked. Thought the twigs on the sidewalk were caterpillars with the ability to harden in self defense. Had to pick one up to be sure.
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
I'm pretty sure this is how polyamorous relationships begin.
My bed became a clown car for his family....I'm not ready to get married
If I sleep with another Spanish guy it is officially renamed my senor year.
i sound like a 75 year old homeless man that has spent all his panhandling money on cigarettes since he was 12. that rough.
So he texted me two hours ago to tell me he just took two hits of acid. Now he's asking me if it's possible for a house to breathe.
So Doritos and vodka was obviously not as good an idea as I thought at the time.
He is getting married. In the time it took for this conversation he probably cheated on her three times
Its really hard to get off when the googly eyes on your vibrator stare into your soul..
WE HAVE TO LEAVE. I HAVE HAD SEX WITH WAY TOO MANY PEOPLE IN THIS BUS STATION.
I'm too high and old for this...
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