I have a new drinking limit. I'll stop when I know I'm going to untag the picture that was just taken of me.
i finally found my car by the hideout. it was parked in an employee only parking space with a torn up piece of paper in the back window with the word employee scribbled on it.
yeah, it's no longer just 'day drinking' when it's 5pm and you're knocking over fruit displays at fresh market
That's why there are breakfast margaritas.
At some point we were all eating banana flavored rolling papers.
This guy randomly got in our taxi, and has now collapsed on the sofa anouncing that he's staying the night.
Don't feel bad sweetie, you're not the only classy one in town. I'm still driving around with that tupperware of tequila in my cup holder from last week's Margarita Monday.
Dont care what i do tnt just as long as i get to chug a beer in somebodys face
he sneezed into my face mid-kiss
Bless his heart
I said he looked like a lumberjack and that's when he came. I guess he liked the beard compliment?
After an hour of searching for my pants, we had three people looking. They were finally found in the oven.
Friday is the holy day of drinking. Thou shalt observe the Sabbath. It's in the bible. Look it up bitch.
Please don't fuck the professor. We both know that won't end well.
im gonna miss him. and by him, i mean his dick
I walked in the kitchen and heard her saying "We could have been so good together" as she caressed an egg with her cheek.
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