he fingered me, smelled his fingers, then asked me what i ate today..
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
just masturbated through my pocket at the library. hope you're enjoying your saturday night out.
Tomorrow will not be complet unless someone eats me out. Just sayin
Last night I ate parmesan cheese straight out of the container while watching Chelsea Lately. Look at what happens to me when you leave.
As weird as that was it was probably the best advice i've ever gotten from a tranny
He kept buying me shots of tequila. I decided to just save myself the half hour of toilet hugging and tell him straight up that I intended on sleeping with him. We got Tacos on the way home with all the money we saved.
I drank myself into bisexuality again.
Well after last night it's official...I cannot die...it time to use this power for good instead of handle contests
I don't even see the point of going over to his place dressed anymore.
I hope you fall on your chin.
Jealousy makes you ugly.
He told me about how he pissed his pants last weekend like it was a normal part of conversation. Within 10 minutes I was going home with him. I think he put me under some kind of spell.
WHY DIDN'T YOU INVITE ME TO RUN THROUGH TACO BELL'S SPRINKLERS AT 4AM?!
I'm way too hungover for life right now
I will not abuse the gift that was given to me
You were given a vagina and you abuse that pretty hard
If it makes you feel any better I almost got kicked out of the bar for yelling "enjoy your celebratory incest"
I love you.
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