So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
I'm not trying to go crazy tonight either. I just want to go out, have a few drinks, meet up with my ex-boyfriend and get fingered or something.
just bought 2000 rhinestones and a heart shaped stencil at Micheals...I think the cashier knows i'm Vajazzling
this girl is like a spa retreat for my dick
She is trying to turtle bite me and when I pull away she says just let it happen. Then she pulled a poptart out of nowhere
I mean I drunk but not enough to handle a Scientology convention
............HELP Ive been abducted by vodka and its poisoning my brain fat chicks are getting cute and i slept with my sisters friend who slightly resembles john kerry....,,help
you're good to come back. The bouncer pulled me aside and told me. He also said you have nothing to worry about and that you have an awesome "upper punch" or some shit
No need to talk. Eventually, he'll either stop coming over, or decide that it's a relationship.
And if not?
...I keep getting free bourbon and great sex with no expectations. You really don't understand that there is no "down side," do you?
You better be making out with him cause we're sitting here with this awkward british girl watching videos of goats singing maroon five
She looks well worn, presumably from a cavalcade of penis.
I'd be 10x more excited if going out didn't require pants or the general giving of fucks
He just didn't want his drunk dick pulled out of his windbreaker at the family party
I'm that daughter that had to send her mother "DON'T GET SHITFACED" & yes, in ALL CAPS.
I will give him this, every time we go to the club he gets a stripper's actual number.
Randomize
