So he asked me last night if I would cheer him on while he masturbated...
the fair has chocolate covered bacon...impossible is nothing.
i have now learned nap means the same thing as sex in college
I just had teddy grams, ritz crackers, and twizzlers for dinner. Hello, end of the semester.
Jason and steven are boiling shrimp in the microwave again
something had to give and with her weight the coffee table never stood a chance
searching my car for your cum before I have to give my grandma a ride to the airport. Thanks for this
I want to hump her dimples until her face caves in.
So many issues. You honestly need help.
Sheila knows I only go down on her on Bastille Day. Valentine's Day we get high and watch The Neverending Story. THE SYSTEM WORKS.
Hey kevin, it's Ashlee. I have been trying to get ahold of you. Your pledge gave me your number. I really wanted to apologize for shitting in your car I'll buy new upholstery or pay to have it shampooed if needed. I'm so embarrassed.
Update: tequila girl had her hand down groomsmen pants
Well it might’ve been because you asked to play What Makes You Beautiful at the club
I don't think he knows you can have sex sober...
The neighbors ahemed the WHOLE time. Their kids are the ones that scream loud enough for me to remember my birth control. It's payback!
Want to meet at a cool spot and just park like cops side-by-side and you can eat some potatoes and I can smoke a cigarette in your face?
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