redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
yeah bitch needs to recognize there's only one person with this face
The bong broke. we're having a little funeral followed by an inaugeration service for the new one
I'm so ready for finals. She finally agreed to skypesex me from spain so now i'm up until 4am studying every morning waiting for her to get online
an off duty cop drove behind me last night to make sure i didnt get a dui. i was blacked out drunk and on a pill of ecstacy. he knew this. i must be really pretty.
What's bad is when she said "what hobo did you steal this dick from?"
You called him your tasty little crouton. Which actually wasn't the weirdest part.
You do realize there's a subtle difference between not remembering your outfit from april 17th of last year vs forgetting that last night you undressed in the street and were grabbing every dick you could reach, right?
If i ever have a kid with an outie i'm giving it up for adoption
All you have to do is speak. Your voice reverberates strait to my vagina.
I'm going to smoke the pathetic stems and miscellaneous particles that weren't good enough for all my other bowls because its all I have left. This is my bag's Rudy moment.
Just an FYI if we break up I'm going to sleep with your cousin or who ever my dealer is.
antibiotics and champagne: breakfast of champions
Officially crunch time. It's my last year of grad school and I've yet to get blown in a school library. The parking garage was less than a block away though.
At a bar across from the city police station. I PROMISE I will do something great.
Randomize
