Bein cut off at a bar is embarassing ...until you get to the next bar.
She asked me how I live with myself. I told her one night at a time.
Just made nachos out of string cheese and sunchips and laying in my bed watching babay einstion..get on my level
She told me to stuff her like a turkey. She actually yelled happy thanksgiving.
We're playing a drinking game to 'how to train your dragon'. has it really come to this?
Yeah I made some freshmen feed me oddles of noodles and I passed out
Weve literally been going out drinking five days a week. That counts as a full time job right?
"drunk introduce yourself to everyone colleen" came out last night... you kept grabbing guys faces that you just met and just kept saying their names over and over and over again so you wouldn't forget.. then would see them 5 minutes later to introduce yourself again..
I don't know what weirder, the fact that I flat out said "I thought I deleted you from facebook" or that she responded with "I just hacked your account and readded myself". Never thought I'd say this but I wish drunk me would stop making friends!
Once I hang curtains in my truck bed that'll be feasible
I'll pretend I don't know she's blind, my morals claimed the back seat in this adventure.
Can I come by? I want you to meet my squirrel
You're doing screenings before you set me up again- no child sized dicks allowed.
Will you remind me I changed my hotspot phone password to fuckyouprivilegedwhitedude
Things he has managed to cum on so far on spring break: my bikini, my back-up bikini, three of my four bras, two pairs of panties, four beds, six chairs, the floor of several hotel rooms, the window/door to the balcony from both sides, my tits, my face, my stomach, his stomach, my ass, his best friend's girlfriend's face, and his best friend's dick.
Just FYI spring break is over and you're supposed to be back in class but hey sounds like you had your orgy so congrats.
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