piano lessons. No girlfriend. What's up.
What are you talking about? And how drunk are you?
Both
Sometimes I wish there were a little bird hiding that would periodically go, "creep-per."
fyi, we didn't break up, we just downgraded to occasional sex without ever talking about it.
At best buy, little boy just crawled into my stall while i was taking a shit
I'm eating mac and cheese for dinner that way when I puke later it'll be festive halloween orange.
I found an HIV test/information brochure on the kitchen table and what i can only assume to be an "I'm sorry you might have AIDS" gift bag, complete with a candle and popcorn, and I haven't seen you in 36 hours. You good?
Most of the bar is playing trivia I'm playing destroy a relationship in twenty questions
I want a calm night. Not one where I wake up to you topless and bloody.
Long story short he broke into a preschool and threw all their cones into a tree.
You put your finger on my lips and told me 'the butt is nature's pocket'.
I don't remember that at all, but I stand by what I said
Well I was kicked out of the bar and woke up on a picnic table. I'd say the night was awesome!
can we take a moment to remember my theory on 'your tongue is a snake that lives in your mouth' because we reached a whole new level of high
Wake up. Finish House of Cards. Put on pants.
Accurate.
No, and she still hasn't answered me...I get a whole series of text messages about Guatemalan anal bleaching but no fucking answer to my question.
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