the ice cream truck is coming omgomg
dude, it's 2 am.
but its COMING
my mom is pro-life. I dare you to fuck me.
you'd think with how big her nose is she'd have a better smelling pussy..
if you can see her tanning goggle line that's officially a deal breaker
She's "scared" of blowjobs, so she just played with it for a while.
Dude, smoked out of a pumpkin tonight. I like Halloween more now
his mom found me in the closet hiding and the only thing i could think of was to sit there and wave.
He keeps whispering to me that he can't wait to tie my hands up with my wig?
Also, I guess I made friends with the guy who caught me peeing behind a bush.
I'm hungover from arbor mist I'm so white
The inside of my nose has felt like the guy's face falling off from raiders of the lost ark all week
If catching your vomit in my hands while swimming in a bath tub full of it doesn't make us best friends, I don't know what will
Did I tell you he put a lobster carcass on his dick?
Just letting you know that I just spent 11 dollars on a car wash... Because you had sex in my car.
I think I'm the first girl to break a bed with a guy, without even having sex with him while doing so.
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