Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
i wish swine flu would become a total pandemic so we cld be rid of all the people that are complaining about it
He said he only talked to me because I talk dirty in bed.
The only reason I kept his number in my phone for so long is so that hed pay for my abortion.
My professor just suggested making the state of the union more interesting by turning it into a drinking game. Brilliant!!
My corndog is like a popsicle of bread. A WHOLE. POPSICLE. OF BREAD.
Soooo, if his status went from married to single and he deleted all the pictures of his kids does that mean he's up for dibbs?
The only excuse this guy at the club had for trying to make out with me as soon as I met him was "I AM FROM MEXICOOO"
You haven't lived until you've watched a retriever try to bring back the condom you just threw in its master's garbage
My ideal friend would be my dog as a drug dealer
Just had my first american. He tasted like freedom.
I hate men. But I love dick. You see my problem?
My dad told me I would need to be my mom's DD tonight. So, that's how my Easter weekend is going down.
I have to touch the horse lube. :-(
Just fucked my ex's brother. It is clear I dated the wrong one. Is it wrong for me to continue to fuck this one?
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