she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
I would give my right arm to go back to college. Or maybe not. Would be kinda hard to pick up guys with one arm. Then again, knowin what I do now...I could take any freshman bithc with only one arm.
It tastes like I coughed up blood....hello liver damage, I've been expecting you.
my boss said she was surprised to see me this morning. i told her there's a time in a girls life she has to give up day drinking in order to make money for next weekend's alcohol. she looked so proud, i think i might get a raise.
I reached in my backpack to pull out my laptop. I found my bottle of Jack and 2 bottles of Coke. It's going to be a good class.
It's great having no responsibilities. In normal life I would be freaking the fuck out right about now. But the only worry I have from last night is where i got this shower caddy full of cookies. God I love college.
The main two things I remember from last night is you "spanking Katey into reality" and watching her barf in terror.
No. I think its because I really and truly know that he is a moron and his future prospects are zoo animals.
i didnt have any regrets until i found out he was a freshman.... and the only reason he got into yale was because of soccer... and he wasnt premed.
I know, but the fabulousness of my baggies should not be what defines my business as a drug dealer.
It's six am and her daughter just walked in on her mom and roomful of naked people playing strip spoons. glad Im apart of that childhood memory....
Oh and it took quite a bit of doing, but I managed to wipe my butt with the hat you left in my car
He came over and fucked me while my conference call was on mute. Working from home is the best.
Who the fuck puts glitter on their vagina? It’s all over my face and crotch.
I got subtly pornographic with a lollipop while we were talking and he got flustered and started to blush. If he’s not interested after that I need to turn in my vagina card.
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