Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
And then I chipped his tooth because I got too into it. Helloo, single life.
On a scale of one to Chris Brown, how angry are you?
Swear. I think after passing out in a community college parking lot I can safely nominate myself for the piece of shit of the year award
It's like God was speaking to me through a penis.
I can't believe i facilitated a beer for sweater vest deal last night...
He's a cat fanatic .. That was not in the fine print when we started fucking
The man who lives downstairs is fluent in Russian, and also a playboy. You should meet.
I woke up this morning with a pop tart under my pillow with one bite eaten. Another pop tart was in the floor. No recollection whatsoever. I ate the one under my pillow for breakfast, though.
There is always the bar, but 2 30 on a Tuesday just screams alcoholism
He shattered his pelvis base jumping so his dicks out of commission for 4 months. Your up, second string.
He showed me his scar from his appendix surgery. It was educational and fun....
he just sent me a dick pic, it highly resembled a cheese stick
I'm talking to this guy I met online about French toast. I am the oddest fucking combination of hungry and horny. Wtf brain.
Sorry I didn't have my phone all night. Did we hang last night?
You bit me
Oh lord I need to hear this story
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