To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
lets hang out tonight and do stupid stuff.
Dating you for 6 months was stupid enough. But thanks.
i may or may not be watching the land before time
Sometimes to bang a cougar u gotta play wii With her kids
You told me you were allowed to keep eating butter because it had just passed midnight and you were on the next day's daily fat servings
i just went 2 months without giving head... thats like two months without coffee. or two months without sun.
She was telling me which girls she thought I should fuck or not at the bar. Why can't all one night stands be that cool after?
We picked up some guys dressed as shamrocks at taco bell. I will text you with further information.
Makes Sense, i generally dont want the same person two days in a row. Its like what i pick for supper, i like variety
No...this little piggys going to the bar
nothing like walking in the house at 3 am in my panties and a sheer shirt carrying a life sized cardboard dale earnhardt jr
It's Wednesday. And it's about that time to remind everyone that my priorities from last weekend have not changed moving forward into this weekend.
you'll probably come home to me baked as fuck and shirtless
Not a problem, sailor. I speak both autocorrect and typo.
That shit was hard as fuck. It felt like a mountain entering my vagina.
Randomize
