Just saw truck nuts on a handicap conversion van
just walked by a lingerie store, the sign out front, "Specials for Father's Day", in no way is that just not wrong.
$1 pitcher night should be outlawed.
His friends call him "Gasm".... Im going for it.
Pretty sure I left lotion and my bra in your car. I've secured your fathers belief that your straight. You can thank me later
Get out here. Doing shots with the delivery guy. Also, the food is here
On a scale of one to everyone dying I say let's aim for a 7
maybe volvos are so family friendly and safe because they're extremely uncomfortable to get fucked on.
thank you whoever used my nalgene as a flask. pregamin in chem
I gather from Facebook you got drunk last night and took semi naked pictures of yourself?
If your nipples ruin my wedding photos I will kill you.
Why do I have this feeling like this is heading in a slightly threesome-y direction
Working nightshift means its never too early to start drinking- and you can quote me on that
I know right, I would blow him just for the satisfaction he would taste like vodka
i love discovering the tokens of our drunkenness from the night before. it's like easter egg hunting. today: smashed pizza rolls in the sink.
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