with your own penis?
Whoa Z and x make the same sound
nothing screams I HAVE A PROBLEM! like the case of miller lite sitting on top of my DUI papers in the passenger seat of my car. lol
dude sorry but u no that when a guys 'likes' ur pic on facebook it only means he was just jacking off to it.
Pants on the Ground is the theme song of my life
my financial goal is to have my cable back before football season starts
Bad news. I baked you a cake and one of my fingernails is missing.
Sometimes I hate my life and then I remember I live in the WORLD CAPITAL OF RUM
I flashed a party boat full of Asians yesterday, didn't I?
Sorry for rubbing my feet on you and repeating "good pony, stay."
May or may not have been going down the road shooting fireworks.
He told me he felt like he was just pistol-whipped by Testicle Man.
WHY WONT HOT GETMAN MAKR PUPR WITH ME!!!!???!?!!
Who’s got two thumbs and just got laid in the administration building?
We still on for Manwhore Monday?
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