Don't come here someone got drunk and rolled the keg to buger king. no more beeer
Dude, I just had an awesome rave/orgy with like bunch of hot Asian chicks on a cable car. It was like being in a Gwen Stefani video, cept w/o the bad spelling
God, I love San Francisco.
Small penises have feelings too.
I'm good, just tired from chardonnay and giving hand jobs.
You look at her and you just know the only action she's gotten is from her tampon..
He then proceeded to try to whisper up my nose...
She said "Lay the fuck down and ill show you how its done. Ill get us both off." I did. And she did. Best words ever said before sex.
his Mom's staying with him so he asked if I'd go over and fuck in his shed. he said "it's a really nice shed"
I had to step in when you tried to make it rain baking powder on my sister
You are right. The scrape marks on her ass are from her breaking the doggy door by crawling through it.
Sat in the shower and reenacted the "Wiggle your big toe" scene from Kill Bill. THAT hungover.
Just rolled up a joint with a cop standing right beside me. He just told us to not leave behind any garbage or empties. God I love canadian camping
totally just bought a bottle of gin with nothing but change
don't ever let anyone tell you that youre not 100% class
Ran into my FWB on my walk of shame and went back to her place. Even my walk of shames are awesome!!!
My nipples are YOUNG and they need TWISTING
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