Oh yes. The girl who wanted me to watch her pee.
everything was going good until you started showing off the pictures of poop you took with your phone
i was so drunk he made me beileve the song was called "thanksgiving sex."
Maybe my heart is located in my vagina
She told me I had to leave by four. We fucked until six thirty and we are the champions played on the way home. Yeah god knew
frankly if you're gonna get kicked out of your place, hooking up with your gay roommate's boyfriend would be the most entertaining way to do it.
Someone please drive out to my house to bring me a beer.. There are some in the fridge but I just can't get up
I have tan lines from my nipple rings.
I jumped out of a moving car going sixty into my driveway because I had to shit so bad. It is not a good day today.
You know getting black out drunk at a cats birthday party should have been my lowest point drinking wise but some how I feel like last night was some how worse
I just paid my school fees like a real adult who doesn't get accidentally drunk on a Tuesday night
the cops drove by and you were on your back in the middle of the side walk with your arms and legs in the air yelling that you were a dead bug .
You just can't go back to being friends with someone after you sucked their balls
Can we just take a minute to acknowledge that you're drinking with your gay ex boyfriend's DAD who is a DEACON??
I'm literally watching a webcam of the Vegas strip right now and it is making me sad.
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