You smell like a Billy Joel song
Now there's vomit covered trash all over the front lawn. I feel accomplished
I ran into the bouncer who kicked me out of that beach bar a few months ago. I told him I'd only been thrown out of two other places since then. He was proud.
I sincerely hope you find your fuck buddy and have a wonderful night of champagne and whores
He spelled Steven with "ph", needless to say my nose was almost bleeding from the amount of axe he was wearing.
By the way, just opened the browser on my phone for the first time today... And it was it the "images" section of "who invented ass fucking"
So thanks for that
Sex aside I am really scared about Syria...
Watching boy meets world, drinking left over pink panty droppers and coloring in a my little pony coloring book. This is my Monday night
i was asked to be gay of honor by three different girls and NONE of the groomsmen at any of the weddings is open to experimenting. i mean whats the point then.
Dude I bought a 300 dollar buffalo painting. I'm no longer allowed to take shrooms.
Anyone who does not consider cereal and wine as a balanced breakfast needs to leave immediately.
I can't control his boners. I can only encourage them.
We need to feng shui this bitch.
You mom sent me some article linking anal sex, damaged prostates and sterility. Does she still think your gonna go straight and have kids one day?
My sister and her gf showed up at my door with no pants on at 4 AM talking claiming its hot.
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