normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
And it looks like I sent you 4 failed attempts at the word "hey." Sorry about that.
They both invited me to family dinner Sunday. Secretly dating two sisters just got real.
Why is there bacon braided in my hair
Also what is the name of Americas thing where we had a holy obligation to expand westward? I'm going name my new lighter that.
can't decide if i look like a hooker or a missing member of Poison today
Ultimate Fighter Idea. You and I both have unprotected sex with the same girl in the spam of days. Whoever the child belongs to, wins and that child is the ultimate ultimate fighter.
How high are you?
I'm sorry, you're actually right. Ostrich racing happens, and they're ridden like a horse. Bewildered and distraught.
You slapped my ass and yelled "HOOTY TOOTY WHAT A BOOTY" in a Schwarzenegger voice
You were petting your bowl of cocoa puffs and shushing it softly while staring at the mirror
I CALLED IT A FRIENDSHIP. NOT A I WANT YOUR MAN PARTS IN MY LADY PARTS-SHIP.
I've never had to say don't judge me for chip clips in the shower before
I'm just going to use my debit card. I feel bad buying pizza with the money I stole from my roommate...so I'm going to put it in my piggy bank.
A girl I had a drunken hook up with is on interventon right now
They were shocked that I could handle my liquor so well. I'm half Irish and half Russian. This is what I'm made for
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