He's gotten way too comfortable around me. He came into the bathroom and took a shit while I was in the shower.
he was humming party in the usa while we were having sex.
Getting sheets for college, what is the thread count that shows the least amount of cumstains?
630.
He adopted an old drug sniffing dog so that he won't lose his weed around the house anymore. It works.\n
I just had to download an app to edit pictures on my new phone. The things I do for sexting...
almost getting arrested is turning into fucking this cop in his ex wife's lawn. see you tomorrow
I may have just serenaded the sadface couple sitting on a bench outside the dorm by singing Bye Bye Bye.
He ate me out on the balcony. My asian neighbors cats are judging me...ALL 3 OF THEM!!
Just know I'm having fun but I still have my motor functions.
OH HAPPY DAYS YOU'RE BOTH GINGERS YOU'LL REPRODUCE YOUR OWN KIND
I asked to see his balls for medical purposes.
I forgot to tell you, that tinder guy literally lives 15 floors beneath me. I have been creepily saying things to him like "I see youve got a hammer on the patio"
I peed outside 4 times after the bar, safe to say I had great night
We were making eye contact while i was throwing up.
It is like...the most transformative hard on I have ever had.
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