so this rather large man keeps buying us drinks.......then he licked my face....i dont really care though because the drinks are good. Is this bad?
im sure we could have fun without alcohol but i just dont wanna chance it...
no you're not listening to me HE WANTED TO BRAID MY HAIR
just got off the metro to throw up and got back on like it ain't no thang
really making moves this morning i see
You scratched my dick last night. It deserves an apology and I fell that actions speak louder than words when it comes to apologies like this.
How many weeks is it acceptable until I can start bringing freshman back?
you're avoiding the subject, i want to know how you ended up at the strip club with the dog, fucker
Consider it an appointment to improve my blow job capabilities.
Well the streets were closed, so it was okay for me to just lay down for a little bit.
That's why you bone lesbian cage fighters and 45 year olds. To make life less boring.
All my interactions with my brother are drug deals at this point
I am going to be so excited tomorrow when I find this box of crayons in my purse
Happy "I'm glad our dad made us sisters and then summarily downgraded himself to sperm donor" day.
That's right. I just LL Cool J'ed you up in this bitch. Zero fucks.
His 89 y/o father walked in on us. Judging by the gasp/moan, I don't think the 1920s prepared him to see another dude inside his son.
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