I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
Are they still out there making out on the couch? How can we get them to leave?
I 'm gonna go stand naked in the kitchen with a knife
My brother brings gifts into my room to wrap them. It's a pizza cutter and a box of condoms..
I have an excuse to be a whore in Mexico. I'm conducting an experiment to see if small dicks are caused by the poor drinking water.
Noooo. We thought it would be funny for him to wake up buried in the sand. But we just remembered about the whole high tide thing and it's dark and it's pretty damn hard to find an unconscious head sticking out of the sand. Just help us out
Saw a guy throw up on himself while walking, drinking, and singing all at the same time. Hope your night is going better than his :)
I think that "I fucked your little brother" wasn't the best way to introduce yourself.....
Wait also totally unrelated but can horses sit down?
I just tried to picture one and I don't think they can cause I can't envision it
The quality of my porn watching experience has significantly declined. Thanks shattered iphone screen
Idk my boobs are big but i dont think theyre hide a flask in them big..
I hate men. But I love dick. You see my problem?
I know he's only a bandaid for my emotional disrepair, but he can stick me anytime!!
I think my biggest regret in life is not banging you in the science museum
Sometimes I look at dogs and just thing about how it's weird we both came from wolves
Lay off the drugs kid
he said to "slap him" after he guessed the time correctly. i did.
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