nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
I like how my family gatherings are basically an ugly sweater party just with better beer and wine...
I may have just googled Muppet Treasure Island drinking game
If we don't get kicked out of this hotel tonight for fucking too loud we're breaking up
They turned the water off again. Brushed my teeth with whats left from those pitchers of mojitos. So hung over i dont even care.
there are teeth marks in the soap. why are there teeth marks in the soap.
I obviously couldn't but this on your fbook wall. I would get judge. I would willingly get tbagged by him. You can quote me on that.
The other. Cat spoke to me and left. This shit is laced
The first cat might save me but they are taking out masks
I feel like I'm going to get the reputation of being the girl who brings her dog with her to all her random hookups.
I climaxed at the same time the bass dropped. I think it's safe to say I've reached enlightenment
Would I be crazy if I drove 1,000 miles for some dick? What mile does it become ridiculous?
Fine I'll cuddle you but only for the purpose of trying to survive
2016 shall be rememered as the year I sharted while putting up the Christmas tree.
The end of the friendship was inevitable. I hooked up with her cousin and forgot to mention it to her
I don't want to just hook up with random dudes. I've had enough bad sex to know that it's not worth hooking up with strangers
It's not?
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