even a "fuck you" would be nice at this point.
Maybe I'll tuck it in and pretend to be a woman pretending to be a man that is attracted to women that are attracted to women who look like men
she kept yelling 'call me bella'
Prostitute standing on the corner thrusting at cars as they drive by. New marketing strategy?
dude,it's memorial day.not getting wasted=you're a terrorist
Security said no more parties of this kind. To me that translates to Theme party this weekend.
I totally just friend requested the girl I met in jail last night so that I could give her back the sunglasses she lent me upon our release. See, I'm not a total delinquent.
Why do I only have half my beard? My chin is so naked...
You told me to ditch them in the park, and when she jumped onto the car to stop us, you told me to scrape her off against a parked Jeep. That drunk.
We just broke into a lion king sing along. Understanding is not possible.
So your contact has been changed to "jizz weave" in my phone. Now, as strange and random as that may be, I'm slightly embarrassed to say that I have more than one contact that fits that description so please identify yourself.
Your vagina doesn't want to be violated with garnishes. I get it.
I think it's getting serious, we started a jigsaw puzzle together.
i refuse to take responsibility for eating Chuck E Cheese pizza and having any other repercussions than the shits.
HE WAS CUMMING IN THAT DICK PIC
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