Espresso. Can't sleep. Love puppies
Tickle wars 95% of the time end in sex.
Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
I use him for alcohol and he uses me for sex. This is the closest thing to love i could imagine
I'll be honest, not actually surprised to find half a Big Mac box and bits of broken security glass by the sofa.
I don't know bro, all I could remember is that he kept saying hallelujah and calling that girl Slutimus Prime
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You thought your socks were broken. They were just inside out.
It was awk he was sittin on a plastic backyard chair in his underwear and high white socks in the dark watching the nuggets game
I made out with my former step mother's best friend. Only knew the connection when they both showed up together at the bar.
painting my nails while super high-drunk. Ended up painting my entire hands. Both.
I'm just going to have crazy good sex with him until one of us developed feelings that works in the movies right?
Have you ever just sat there and thought about past penises?
The more I drank he just got hotter and hotter. And then the mustache didn't look too bad
I think I'm the first girl to break a bed with a guy, without even having sex with him while doing so.
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