I wish they made sweatshirts for legs
you mean pants?
On a side note I can sing drakes “best I ever had” so good you’d think I was on degrassi.
You have to stop making references to your extense knowledge of 13 year old girl television programming for me to believe you aren’t homo. The Bravo line-up was one thing, but seriously
White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
you tried to do a keg stand and ended up flipping over it and onto the table
The mystery has been solved. Seagulls have sex doggy-style.
do you think having her use a clorox disinfecting wipe on her vagina will keep me from getting her herpes if I don't have a condom?
Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
Please never let me the drunk fat dancer in the bus girl
You were buying shots for everyone, saying, "I got a tax refund. I'm a MILLIONAIRE."
I should've been more social I guess. I feel bad not meeting the people who willingly sucked alcohol out of my navel...
IM DRINK YORE HIFH WE ARE POSTERCHOLD OF AMERICA
Someone put pennies in the toilet. This isn't a fucking wishing well
Haha never eat brownies from a guy with batman pajamas
Hey, sorry for threatening to teabag your mom to death last night
Came up to an intersection and someone was blasting My Chemical Romance at like 9 AM. They're DEFINITELY having a good day
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