Pappa wants mamma naked
Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
my dad just encouraged me to do a kegstand
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
At the end of the night you handed the bartender a piece of paper with the word "VISA" written on it.
Life lesson today, a six foot hot guy I meet at a party CANNOT fit on my bike with me.
Just disregard the tooth in the plastic bag in the fridge.
There are very few times i will succumb to laying naked on my bathroom floor. But lastnight is a resonable enough cause.
Woke her up in the middle of the night with the smell from a fart. So proud of my colon.
wellllllll.... I literally just puked in my mouth so perhaps this is not the epic love connection I believed it to be 3 minutes ago.
I can measure my amount of vomit in solo cups.
He played with my boobs the whole time we watched Scott Pilgrim and then started invited others to play with them too. It reminded me of how my mom gives out my french fries without asking.
He just kept mumbling that he was too drunk for society and then he peed in a bush
Well, I dont really know how much penis you have at your disposal so I cant be sure
He's got that kind of dick that just MAKES me cheat on my boyfriend. It deserves a trophy. Really you should give it ride sometime.
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