you dont need to remember merediths name haha. only jane
You told her the u were going to wrap your dick around her neck and start her like a lawn mower. thats why she left.
He's been dancing to the same Rob Thomas album in his room for almost 8 hours now. Please never, ever bring extacy over here again.
then my gynecologist said "its like opening up buried treasure"
he puked in my glove box, looked up at me and said "There's not much to say"
mom found the triscuts in her underwear drawer, its done.
Out of beer. Salsa pong. Never again.
Went to the strip club with my aunt. Do you know how hard it is to be a pervert in front of your female family members?
I don't see what kind of idea someone could get from an envelope covered in jesus stickers and a note from a person and their dog. I'd say crazy person alert before flirting.
My pussy is making all kinds of justifications that my mind would have no patience for if it was still in charge
Wear whatever you want, I'm wearing ass-less chaps and a sombrero
driving home I had the GPS in one hand and puking in the coffee cup
So no more sangria road trips?
Drunk naked twister. My place. Heath is trying to use his dick as a third leg.
Now that mom and dad sold the camper, do you think it's okay to talk about all the sex I had in it?
Did I literally just offer a blowjob for help moving? Yes. Yes, I did.
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