we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
Please sleep at your girlfriend's tonight
Why?
'Cause I wanna jack off tonight.. And you being in the room makes things awkward
so id say it was a successful trip...i only got hit on by one cousin...
My goal for this summer is to make enough extra money to be able to afford the ticket for water skiing naked.
Hey man, sorry I chased you around the house with a small table.
Well no need to be a stranger, even if you aren't interested in joining my bisexual polygamist marriage. New city, new friends.
I just had to MC for a middle school event with jizz on my dress. I'm going to hell.
Maybe I don't remember every single thing... I think there's a hi lighter treasure map drawn on my arm...
I just found it. I hope it leads to food.
I feel like the only way to get him to stop is by telling him i'm tired from fucking our other friend every night this week
Banged my ex-wife last night...so I belong to that club now.
I refuse to answer that question on the grounds that it may incriminate me
I'm too depressed to masturbate. This election is the worst.
Promise me if ever I think I can't do anything, remind me that I waxed my own butthole
Just showered and cleaned every bit of sex off of me cuz i have a feelin my stepmom has jesus powers and would be able to smell it on me
If I wanna spend the whole night tied up and getting railed I'm allowed to do so
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