I decided it would be a good time to smoke on one of my deliveries but then I got the munchies and ate a piece of the pizza I was freaking out so I told him it was our new pacman pizza
Smoked a bowl on a rollercoaster. Literally ON. Beat that.
he said i looked like a lion with slutty lingerie on .
Did I tell you I had a charge show up for $36 on a credit card I haven't used in 6 months from Wild Wings? It was that night we slept across the street from the bar.
Hint of advice dont get with minor league baseball players, you can google their stats but not their stds.
You said you were going inside to sober up and then you poured yourself a wine glass of warm gin
just got home. some guy on my porch is tryin to show me his balls. no more parties at my apartment.
Woke up naked wearing mismatched earrings. Didn't even make it to the bar.
I think my vagina has grown over, not unlike earring holes when not used in a long amount of time.
But he does seem to be getting proper humping etiquette down. So there's progress.
You have to start asking people if they're gay before you kiss them..
Now he's crying and asking for 'the cameras' to come out. The one cop is laughing
Have fun in Vegas! Be safe, use condoms, and take a pic of Jon beforehand to give out when he goes missing. It will help the police.
Dude I asked him to get me beef jerky at 4 am and he actually walked to CVS to get it. CVS closes at 12 but it was the perfect opp to dip out
you know your booty call is really trying when he offers to pay the toll for the bridge you have to cross to get to his house
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