I'm playing the sound guy on a porno set
can you explain to me why you commented on every one of my profile pics with "tits and beer ftw" please and thank you.
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
It's safe to say that bucket of tequila night can NEVER HAPPEN AGAIN.
Can an epipen be used as a tranquilizer ?
Whiskey and an unstable home life is apparently the fountain that 20-something boys like to drink from.
That's not your dick yours is smaller. Nice try.
Wait why do you have a pic of someone else's dick in your phone?
He is really real. Like I know where he works, have referenced him with mutual fb friends and I've seen his dick. He's real.
so i might have figured out why that girl isn't talking to me...I'm 90% confident I didn't give her a pillow when she stayed over >.>
Sex should not remind me of how baby birds get fed
I don't care who you bring as long as they are fun and not a cop
I appreciate your acceptance of my lack of morals
You added his wife on Facebook?! You're horrible at this mistress thing
I'll just say I told you so at your funeral
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