She is in my trunk
Omg. I just woke up in a room full of naked people
i don't have parental supervision. i'm gonna start accepting candy from strangers now.
So I hogged the stall at Denny's for so long that a little kid shit his pants and ran crying to his mother. Am I a terrible person for this being the proudest moment of my life?
i just found a bag of weed behind my capital one card. i guess that's what's in my wallet.
Grandma was not a fan of the beer-can ornaments. Not "traditional".
im at a loss of words.... a stripper is dancing to a Justin Bieber song.
Real housewives of new joisy starts MONDAY. Skype session after? Virtual slap the bag?
she just gave her compliments to the chief, at dennys
FONT CPME TO THE TRUK. I REPATE SONT COME TO THE TRUCK WERE GETTON FRAEKY
My mouth feels like it's at the dentist but my body feels like it's at the strip club.
no it was not a "magical experience". After we dropped, he just sat there staring at my laptop going "apple makes beautiful things".
I'm sending you a dick pic. Ill tell the other ppl in this pancheros its cool
Don't send a pic of dick unless it's inside the burrito
It's barely past noon, how am I already talking about double penetration
Hey before you quit, let me sell drugs to your boss at least one more time
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