That guy over there looks like a cartoon/action figure.
omg, i know.
we're too high.
I want to take things slow emotionally, but fast physically
I wish Facebook had filters like: Ivy League school, frat boy, straight, extremely wealthy, great in bed.. I would check all of them
you said you couldnt let go of the fence because your hand was molding to it.
im probably shirtless right now with a bottle of jack watching horton hears a who. this is a judgement free zone.
hey, haven't seen your testicles in a while...you 3 still alive?
College freshman give noticeably better blowjobs by the 5th week of the semester.
at the end of the day, college isnt gonna be for everyone... and some of us are just going to have to learn how to breathe underwater while sucking cock.
He kept stopping sex to whisper in my ear, and the only thing I could understand was "double stuffed oreos"
My masturbation fantasy just had a wedding theme. I need new hobbies.
Soggy bong water carpet is the worst kind of carpet.
She dresses like Bruce Banner and fucks like the Hulk. She is all of my lesbian fantasies come true.
See if shell let you call her dr banner in bed
I put a bagel at the end of my bed so every time I want a bite I have to do a sit up
I'm definitely not going to be able to fuck him high. I won't be able to not laugh at his man boobs
I remember climbing onto your table and singing"tequila tequila" into your candlesticks. I apologize.
Randomize
