i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
I just googled "buy xanax online". What is wrong with my life?
I'm drinking keystone with a homeless man I found. It's making me feel uncomfortable.
Hurricane Sex Time is the only thing iv said since it started.
he was spitting whole peanuts projectile out of his mouth at the waitresses as they walked by and then yelled across the restaurant that he had "no problem kicking any of their asses"
Things bear mace does not do: repel bears. Things bear mace does do: piss off bears, give bystanders asthma attacks. Lesson learned
The usual, im laying out. Ipod on shuffle, Large spray bottle to cool myself of and a smaller one filled with chilled vodka. I can spray the vodka right in my mouth without even opening my eyes. THIS IS LIVING....
I definitely think in addition to buying paint ball guns this summer we should invest in a breathalyzer. That way every drunk night turns into a competition, who can blow over the legal limit more. The loser gets shot while hungover. Shit goes hand in hand if you ask me.
I take pride in being a married 31 year old who sleeps on her best friend's bathroom floor from time to time.
I wore a shirt that says "more tequila" to my bday party last year and that's why I want to be my own friend
I am the murdurer of this scooby doo episode
when u match a guy bc he's from Oregon & he's trying to flirt, shut up i just want to talk about trees
Come over.
Look lady I can't have sex with you EVERY day. I have things to do.
I’m at that point in my trip where I’m kinda hot, kinda cold and I have to remember to breathe.
Randomize
