it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
My penis is the apex of life and all other references. Lookin for a cheap vagina at this point. And cheap Korean BBQ
Dudeeeee, i ordered strippers for my party.
I ordered a moonbounce.
Fuck, you win.
My mom and I were trying to explain to my sister what an uncircumcised penis looks like. We had some minor disagreements.
3 girls crying in the bathroom at the bar. Its like a Christmas song
We're trying to decide between cracker barrel an the ER
Goats are brash and offensive and cocky animals
Are you high and at a petting zoo again?
you trust me enough to eiffel tower a girl but don't trust me with a mallet wtf happened to our friendsship
It's official. This guy and I are going gay for each other. We're tasting the fucking rainbow.
Woke up in time for my 8:15
Good for you I'm impressed
I realized 10 minutes in it was a class from last semester
When you get home...find me in the shower. Only safe place at the moment.
Saw the same Luigi I hooked up with last Halloween. Still in his same Luigi costume and scruff that hurt my face
Thank god for Taco Bell keeping you out of jail
it's a shower with the lights off kind of day
After this weekend my vagina will follow his penis anywhere. It’s like the pied piper, but with penis
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