We should probably avoid doing this again, but hey it was a nice one time thing to tell the grandkids about... Hopefully they don't end up being YOUR grandkids.
Every single time I start thinking that we shouldn't have done that to him, I think of his ballsack in our passed out faces. No sympathy.
Either I'm spending too much time drinking or my perfume is starting to smell like a pineapple vodka.
EARTHQUAKE STATUS DRINKING GAME
Earned the respect of a group of freshman by chugging Das Boot while hanging out a window and lost it shortly after by wrecking a clown bike into them.
I'm really having trouble focusing on shark week with this erection
I just duct taped myself into my costume. I apologize in advance if you find me in a compromised position involving duct tape and underwear when you get home tonight
Remember last time I drank with my mom? I asked if I got my dick sucking abilities from her.
If I have to strap one on and give it to you good, you will not die revirginated. That's friendship.
DRAW HIM A PICTURE OF SOME FUCING AWESOME THING. LIKE A UNICORN OR SOME SHIT. FANTASTIC.
It was good. Ended up having a 3 hr make out session with her
What is this high school
There was a lot of catching up to do bro
You okay? Last night you climbed through my window and demanded I take shots with you and when I refused you took a piss in my front yard.
that's your fault. you refused to take shots with me.
I'd climb him like a horny MILF spider monkey.
Did you smoke and go to the aquarium again?
I never thought I'd be complaining about having sex 4 times a day, but here we are...
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