i'm trying to reconcile what i did last night with who i am as a person.
Vibrating panties would be amazing during this conversation!
I bet i've been more pregnant than you.
He ended up walking out of his bedroom and told me to look at the nonexistent fire he was holding in his hand. Im upset I didn't take those shrooms.
WHERE ARE MY FUCKING EYEBROWS?!
My cock is literally on the edge of falling off. Fuck Vegas.
Smoked a topless bowl this morning. For International Women's Day. Quite liberating.
He told me my butthole was like "Narnia" and that it's a wonderful place he would like to visit.
So what do normal people wear to parties? Normal meaning not you.
You wear an inflatable farm animal to TWO THEMED PARTIES and I never get to hear the end of it...
You slid down the bannister into a split. Lines were crossed.
I woke up with his condom in my mouth. I actually use them now you should be proud of me.
She asked what a chaser is. I died a little inside, please come back..
This conversation went from me banging other women's husbands to learning about baked goods. If that isn't personal growth I don't know what is.
You think I could convince him that having sex with another girl isn't cheating?
Sorry. Im too sleepy to penis.
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