She said so on her MySpace, so it's gotta be true.
...So a 6 ft tall drag queen in heels I would kill for just told me I have a dunkable ass. I'm confused...but I'll take any compliment I can.
You were right. It hurts to walk today.
my grandma just told me that size does matter, and don't let anyone tell you anything different.
i thought to myself 'what a productive day'. then i realized all ive done is one load of laundry and shaved my balls.
The last thing I remember is pushing my way into the bathroom and dumping a 40 on him. We havent talked since.
I would have screamed and cried and bled and shit and then died. Fuck that guy.
Seriously, dude... You knows its bad when you gag on her nipple.
Finished sriting an apology letter to my liver 2 weeks before st. Patricks game on
Basically, what i'm trying to say is, if you don't have something, excuse or gift, to satisfy my anger i am going to look you in the eye and piss on the floor.
I just gave a bum a ride back to his bench. Columbus is weird but I like it.
It sucks laughing and vomiting at the same time, trust me. I kind of remember
There are days when you go to throw something in your bedroom trash can and realize the only things in there are a used condom, a Lime-arita can and a muffin wrapper.
she made me cum so hard I dislocated my jaw. I'm keeping her
I cant go through life without knowing what ginger pubes actually look like
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